[sleeping peacefully]

[clocks Jade in the face with a pillow, 4.3 in the pillow fight Richter scale]

WTF?!?!? Why you wake me up?!?

[sleeping peacefully] (no word of a lie)

—- hour and a half interlude —-

[sleeping peacefully]

[all up in Jade's face speaking Spanglish mumbles, 1.5 decibels above normal every day speech]

Seriously dude, why do you keep waking me up?

[turning around aggravated] Whatever just go back to sleep!

Are you srsly giving me attitude right now?!

Just go back to sleep!

[takes her pillow and blanket and moves to the other room for the rest of the night]

[continues sleeping peacefully]