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Life With Gabriel

[ On Wedding Vows ]

Gabriel:

[finally understanding what a vow is] Oh, so it’s just what you say before the “I do” part.

Me:

uhhuh!

Gabriel:

So you say whatever you wanna say!

“I’ll love you forever baby girl.

Even when your boobies are saggin’,

Even when my balls hit the floor,

I know we’ll still be makin’ sweet sweet love.”

Me: