[on never going to sleep on bad terms]
[clocks Jade in the face with a pillow, 4.3 in the pillow fight Richter scale]
WTF?!?!? Why you wake me up?!?
[sleeping peacefully] (no word of a lie)
—- hour and a half interlude —-
[all up in Jade's face speaking Spanglish mumbles, 1.5 decibels above normal every day speech]
Seriously dude, why do you keep waking me up?
[turning around aggravated] Whatever just go back to sleep!
Are you srsly giving me attitude right now?!
Just go back to sleep!
[takes her pillow and blanket and moves to the other room for the rest of the night]
[continues sleeping peacefully]